Marty, I’m sorry, but the only power source capable of generating one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning. Um, yeah, I’m on my way. Please note that Einstein’s clock is in complete synchronization with my control watch. No, Doc. What did you sleep in your...Read more
It’s my dad. Okay, alright, I’ll prove it to you. Look at my driver’s license, expires 1987. Look at my birthday, for crying out load I haven’t even been born yet. And, look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me. Look at the sweatshirt, Doc, class of...Read more
Uh, well, actually, I figured since it wasn’t due till Monday- Uncle Jailbird Joey? You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week. Yeah, alright, bye-bye. What? Keys?
Now, Biff, um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for the damage? He laid out Biff in one punch. I never knew he had it in him. He never stood up to Biff in his life. Yeah. That’s him. About 30 years, it’s a nice round number.
There, there, now, just relax. You’ve been asleep for almost nine hours now.
That was the day I invented time travel. I…Read more
Where does he come from? George: you ever think of running for class president? Evening, Doctor Brown, what’s with the wire? No, not yet. The appropriate question is, weren’t the hell are they. Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler. I sent him into the future. One...Read more